Saturday, March 26, 2011

Looking for me? No need to panic, I am right here, smiled Dr Dempsey.

No need to be alarmed, this is Sam Skelly, he is my assistant today and will help hold you down while I twist your back and make it better. With all the cutbacks in the medical world right now we find the Skellys at only $5 per hour make great assistants and we don't need to give them lunch as all they eat is grime, rats legs, sawdust, bats wings, that type of thing that you still can not buy at the local deli, so they bring it in themselves.

Sam is very friendly no need to be afraid.

"Thanks Doc. I wish you would let me keep my lunch in the fridge like everyone else. Still I am enjoying it here. SP, please lie down and take the Prada motorcycle boots off."



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