But everyone is all still goo goo gaa gaa over William and Kate and many I fear are looking for the carriage ride and uniformed livery escort that a Princess provides. Why not drop the title as a true test? Last resort maybe.

But I digress from the family dinner.

"Listen up Enough of the Dating tales of woe, you have heard the Arab uprisings are all the vogue, but it all started from the Skellys. You are all in danger...".

What is this conspiracy nonsense? Dad poopooed it instantly.