The next day I did my very favorite thing on earth, I went to visit my 95 year old Wee Granny

Granny, I whined, how can I convince the lads out there I may more than just a title and a fine pair of pins?

But to my surprise Wee Granny was not listening , she was all wrapped up and on her Granny Scooter Mobile, looking very impatient as though she was in a huge hurry.

Wee Granny, are you going to Macabbi to play Bridge , it is only 1pm, where are you dashing off to? What about our lunch date? We need Granny / Princess time.