I went to buy a CD in Times Square and I saw the Skellys had taken over the store with their trendy new label, Skullcandy.

The store was closed. Very sinister, where were all the nice employees that used to advise me what to buy. All gone! Possibly grilling batwings this very second, who knows, poor things. The music business now infiltrated, what next. We will all be forced to listen to their terrible heavy metal bone clanking, teeth chattering annoying music.

This is getting serious, folks.