Sandrine just give the piece a wee shoogle, how easily does it come off the wall? Everyone's schmoozing and dancing and Banksy is guffawing with fawning art groupies and Hamptons hipsters. I will help you, slip it under your white Grecian summer gown,the folds will surely hide it,we will make a run for it. Go on, dare you!!
SP , you have great taste but this piece is 6 feet at least and will not fit under my dress no matter how " billowy" it is. I know how badly you want it, but would you not get tired of seeing coppers snogging every day on the Chateau wall when you yourself has no action whatsoever barring a few snogs on the playa and do they really count if they are not stepping up to become your NY Mr Right?
No, I won't do your dirty work for you as I hear life in prison is a little rustic and they might not let me take Devi my dog although I am sure all the lady prisoners would love a free makeover.( She is a world famous make up artist with a cute dog, who rarely leaver her side).
SP be content with photos of the art and go home and get a good nights sleep , my friends are all going to the American Hotel now for drinks, as am I, sans Banksy piece under my clothing, so get a grip, SP. You really are loosing your marbles, everyone says it and now I can confirm it. Wait till I tell my pals your latest art ruse, dopey thing!
She tapped the piece a few times for good measure, as if to impress it's most firm stuckness to the wall.
I sighed. Honestly no one obeys orders like they used to. My options had run dry and the coffers did not run to a spare $300k.
Defeat. She had a point though, who wants to see other folks especially policemen happily snogging away like there is no tomorrow when you yourself have not a snog option in sight, I might have ended up flinging custard pies at the smug coppers in jealousy and Banksy would probably have confiscated the piece back to keep it out of harms way.
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