My Occupied Wall Street Journal do you have a space in the paper tomorrow for a big new headline, Whatever you may do, DON'T EAT THE PIZZA.

He scoffed at me. Do you think you are being funny? This is serious down here we have no time or room for these unconfirmed conspiracy stories.
You can't say I didn't try.
From the corner of my eye I could see someone gagging, choking, or maybe they were just clearing their throat getting ready to speak. Am I loosing it now? This OWS is getting to me! Coach! coach, when do we start, help! I am going nuts.