Friday, October 28, 2011

You, you with the pink turban,what kind of sign do you think that is?

Down with this Sort of Thing.

That's the best you got. Go straight to the coach . He is free tomorrow between 6am and 7am when I am Occupying Old Amos The Dude's tent. It is his only free hour. Book it now, you would be mad not to. You will never get girls with a non message like that.

Also could you please Smile. The man in the White Turban leading the Arm Exercises said everyone has to smile and breathe. Ps. What did You have for lunch ? Pizza by any chance maybe that is why you are so white and stern looking. Don't touch that pizza. No more how tempting the pepperoni looks.

He just moseyed along and ignored my rant and valuable advice. I was clearly not the figure of importance I once was.




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