A few days later my Weegie (Glaswegian) best pal Aileen and I were on the Thursday night art circuit in Chelsea

As we wandered round the shows, attempting to drink undrinkable cheap white wine, we caught up on the week's dating events and stories...

"So how was it, with Morris the Muppet, will you see him again?" she asked. " You have been kind of quiet about it, and I know you were excited , more than I have seen you in a while what happened, SP?, spill the beans, Sweetie", she said, with an encouraging warm Scottish sympathetic smile. She happens to be a top therapist in NY which makes her a great eat but sometimes her advice is hard to swallow.