Go easy on the crawfish extravaganza my friend warned. They are not remotely kosher. Your poor dad would faint.

Well you know what they saw, I countered, what you don't know doesn't hurt you. Ha! With that I took another bite of the Crawfish Diana, a Paella dish and gave a large burp. A crawfish leg poking out the corner of my mouth.

"Some vegetarian you turned out to be ," moaned Aileen.

"Ach, leave me alone, I am enjoying myself. Pass me the hot sauce please! Who knew New Orlin's was so fun.