Whoa Missy, STOP, don't touch these ponies, they are rigged with cameras!

Anyone tries to nick them and they got thrown right here in this here lousy rat infested jail. The Sheriff whacks you with a huge fine,as he needs extra dough to pay for the dirty women and clean sheets oh so delectable combo and folks round Ramblewood are pretty skint. It is a gag the ponies are rigged with cameras!
Look at me, Madame Boheme plied me with that Rum drink I staggered out saw The sweet ponies and thought me, "if I can't have me a dirty woman as my wifey would throw me out, let me cuddle these pony things! Next thing I knew SLAM! And here I am.

Move away from the ponies! Before they catch you, that Sheriff Zen is pure evil, why he is the devil himself disguised with a fancy badge is all.