Wow! Thank you kindly! You saved my bacon, what would the LLS think if their Princess was clapped in jail?

Plus I look dreadful in stripes. Can I offer you a fake sugar lump I had planned to use it to lure those decoy ponies away, but you might as well have it! Here, enjoy!
The wee pony's eyes lit up when they saw what little crunchy tasty sweet jewel I had in my hand.
"Not for you, down ! I know your tricks, I am wise to you guys and Zen's not so secret heinous plan."
Hey the prisoner is quite dishy in a sort of sad , disheveled, stripy kind of way. He really saved me, surely I must thank him, show my deep gratitude, my sincere appreciation not to mention that of all the LLS out there. I guess he is oh so very lonely with just the rats for company.
I leaned over to give him a thank you smooch, wow finally some action! That prisoner is wearing pants and as far as I am concerned that is good enough for me! My breath reeked of rum but well he was not exactly fighting off the ladies stuck behind bars, so let me get in there, cheer the old soul up and me too for that matter.
Ponies Stand Aside!!!