Thursday, September 06, 2012

Hey Princess, sorry to hear you are stuck in jail but the baked bean diet is full of fibre!

Sheriff Zen and two Pexas ranch folk sure got a kick out of my confinement.

"We are heading in to enjoy the clean sheets and dirty women. Have fun with Rodney, lucky he will keep you entertained with his gnawing and stories of prisoners gone by, that never made it!!! Ho! Ho! Hope your coffers are full as we hear you are due for a hefty fine. Rustling horses and mini ponies is a serious offense, down in Pexas town. But nothing the royal coffers can't handle."

They smiled smugly at my pitiful plight and hot footed into Madame Boheme's salon to sample the wares.

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