That vile critter tossed me in jail without so much as a please or thank you.

He tossed me a solitary cold baked bean. " Dinner!! Don't eat it all at once! Har! Har! " , he guffawed. It fell to the corner of the jail and the sleazy rat scuttled over and shlurped it up in a nano second. Well I did mean to diet so no time like the present.

"Enjoy Rodney Rat. It's all yours."
Better start making some friends and collecting allies! I searched for the sugar lumps, nada, guess they fell out my pocket. Yes sure enough the ponies were munching on them. Any blueberry muffin left? No that seemed to have been demolished too. Ok so flat stomach for me, all the boys will love me more, if I ever get out of this joint.
I started humming Band on the Run and eyed possible escape routes, which were few.