"HEY Rufus, We just got a Text from Percy the Pink Pig. He is not too happy with you and he asked us to pay a "wee friendly home visit" if you get our jist. We got your number, man.
We know exactly where you rest your weary bones at night. Kennel 254, ThreeBones Road, just east of West 49th Street. You might think of moving your kennel to China pretty damn quick, although we heard they make a mighty fine doggie stew over there, Ha! Ha! Taste of your own medicine, Buster.
Anyone messes with Percy and they have us to deal with. We have a few Ancient Secret Warrior tricks up our sleeves I would not recommend you experience.....
Kennel 254... Three Bones Road. Mr Taxi Driver and don't spare the horses, we and the boys have some urgent business to attend to on the West Side of Town. You Junior Mugabi son, stop giggling or we won't let you come with us. This is serious, Percy's life is at stake.
Move it driver, there is $50 bucks in it for you if you can get us there pronto."
Oh my gosh, Rufus is in for it, I knew he should have stayed vegetarian, much safer, I had better try and warn him fast.
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a quote from the sound track of the show CIRCUS CONTRAPTION comes to mind right now....
"we'll drink their blood and use their bones
to build ge-o-desic domes..."
tell *da boyz* to just chill while I get MY crew....
two whacked out mo-f**kin Vietnam vets that a l s o survived the collapse of the World Trade Center on 9/11.
And just to show Im a reeeeeal nice dawggie..Ill let them get the first serving of freshly sliced Prosciutto and Figs. Its been ten years since I sliced some good Di Parma...but I hear its just like ridin a bike. I hope Perky or Porky or Pinko or whatever doesnt have issues with Sodium in his diet cuz before he can say PASS THE COKE AND BROWN SUGAR GLAZE AND CLOVES....his lil piggie self is gonna be curing in lots of good SALT. Least the part that they make into Prosciutto. The rest will be Canadian Bacon (Irish will do in a pinch), and since Im a quarter Pollack...mixed with enough garlic to kill a family of vampires and made into smoked Kielbasi.
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