"You are quite sure? You didn't start any trouble of any kind?" Pearl, as is her name, the Sad Angel asked.
"Well my expensive costume got ruined in the Sexy Montauk Singles battle to the death, free for all, in the rose petal paddling pool and I was violently sick after eating my own organic raw veggie doggie chews that the naughty FireMutt Rufus refused to eat. That's about it." I replied.
"Typical,"said Pearl," It is all about YOU, YOUR expensive costume, YOU got sick. What about the massive war that is now being waged between Rufus and Percy the Pink Pig, both of whose lives are in danger as this whole thing is now totally out of hand. Every Pig in this town is after every Dog in this town. Nobody is thinking of love any more, rather the focus is the best way to make apple sauce for pork chops or delivering fresh Dog Meat to the nearest Chinese takeaway restaurant.
Princess, you FAILED. MISERABLY.
Take this new red heart message and go and find Percy and Rufus at once, give them my message and help them make up or you will have blood on your hands, my dear foolish girl."
OOPS, I looked at the new red heart. Sure enough there was a new message.
PEACE IN YOUR HEART.
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"rather the focus is the best way to make apple sauce for pork chops"
A P P L E S A U C E !?!!?!?!?!?!?
On *MY* pork chops!????!!!???!?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *bares teeth*
Dearest Princess if you have any of those miserable Veggie Orgasmic Meatless Doggie Treats, Ill take em off your hands and shove em squarely up Sad Angels wingspan one at a time. N O B O D Y puts friggin APPLESAUCE on MY pork chops. Theyre served with homemade German Potato salad (warm of course) German style Sauerkraut, fried spiced apples, garlic mashed potatos or a suitable combination thereof.
She better not turn her cute lil peach shaped backside on me.
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