"Are you implying I have acne, lady. C'mere. How dare you insult me, you hardly even know me. Plus this is a Black only party and that skirt has red, green and blue all over it. Can't you follow the party dress code, you twit?"

"Who me? Never." I replied.

I must say he had a way of addressing me that although menacing in tone, was sexy and commanding and by gum, Manly with a capital M.