On the way home from work I noticed Fish and Eddy's the dinner ware store had joined the revolution

Two of the Trendy It Signs were there in the window along with all the plates!

Were they suggesting that the 99% will enjoy eating their food more on these special plates which looked pretty ordinary to me. Or were they hoping to attract a new breed of customers, the OWS brigade. You could buy a plate to show you support the movement. Well obviously my coaching hours had not worked well enough as the connection made no sense to me. I think the shop just wanted to be considered contemporary. And then what?

Liberty lady was smiling

I really wanted the headdress more than any of the signs. Where was that pizza just a teeny piece might knock her out for 20 minutes whilst I "borrow" her headdress. Ach, she looked too healthy. Never mind.

Then spread your ideas to the 10089 other Occupy Stations across the globe, wow good organization.

The two lads looked very busy indeed, eyes all on the screen.

Excuse me don't let the Anti Apple Flag guy see you or there may be a problem. You pair look very healthy, what did you have for lunch?

They ignored me totally.

Your Ideas
Your Solutions

You go straight there after the coaching when you get your ideas straight in your head.

She had some dramatic make up on too. I wonder if she does make up lessons too, better not ask.

I was walking away when I suddenly noticed she had written her sign on a USED PIZZA box! Oh no! Call First Aid. The pale face and dark eyes was probably caused by the slow poisoning.

Ma'm, please don't take this personally but we are walking over to Basic First Aid now. That empty pizza box is a little alarming, well very alarming. Please close up shop and follow me. I am sure they have some natural arnica or healing remedy for poison, they seem very prepared. How many slices did you eat? Hopefully not too many.

I grabbed her arm but she shook me off. Security security she cried. This nut here says I have been poisoned and I have never felt better in my life, the sweet air of Liberty Square is agreeing with me. Please remove her from the Think Tank station.

Wait,wait, the poison takes 6 months to work it is non traceable, just read all about it on the sign about the NSA. We must treat you before the poison kicks in, look at your dark eyes and deathly pale skin. Hurry , please! Death by pizza is a terrible, lonely way to go, may the NSA be forgiven for this crime against humanity. Who are the NSA anyway? They must have a big axe to grind.

Nonsense! I always look pale, you dope. Honestly these tourist occupy wannabes are wasting my time and energy. Please go, we have important work to do. I feel fine, trust me.

Don't say I didn't warn you, I muttered and strolled off before I was evicted from OWS. I give her three weeks. I can't say I didn't try and help.

Everyone was enjoying the delicious grub

I hope they will all be OK tomorrow.

At the Food Station they were serving many things

But no pizza.

You, you with the pink turban,what kind of sign do you think that is?

Down with this Sort of Thing.

That's the best you got. Go straight to the coach . He is free tomorrow between 6am and 7am when I am Occupying Old Amos The Dude's tent. It is his only free hour. Book it now, you would be mad not to. You will never get girls with a non message like that.

Also could you please Smile. The man in the White Turban leading the Arm Exercises said everyone has to smile and breathe. Ps. What did You have for lunch ? Pizza by any chance maybe that is why you are so white and stern looking. Don't touch that pizza. No more how tempting the pepperoni looks.

He just moseyed along and ignored my rant and valuable advice. I was clearly not the figure of importance I once was.

My Occupied Wall Street Journal do you have a space in the paper tomorrow for a big new headline, Whatever you may do, DON'T EAT THE PIZZA.

He scoffed at me. Do you think you are being funny? This is serious down here we have no time or room for these unconfirmed conspiracy stories.
You can't say I didn't try.
From the corner of my eye I could see someone gagging, choking, or maybe they were just clearing their throat getting ready to speak. Am I loosing it now? This OWS is getting to me! Coach! coach, when do we start, help! I am going nuts.

I went back to all the spots in the beginning gripped by a desperate need to save them all and so be the Hero of the hour!

The old man was still reading from his notes, drone , drone, capitalism oppresses the masses, do something now etc etc. The crowd had defiantly dwindled around him. Gosh do you think it was the pizza or death by boredom?

How am I supposed to find Amos tent at 6am tomorrow, they all look alike?

Yikes, I had better warn him not to eat the pizza too. Hurry, SP.

Merchandise and Printing guy

Have a dollar but please don't eat the pizza.

He really needs some coaching

Don't forget me when I will be an important name. Import Ant on two separate lines, no different colors, wooly egotistical message. No good , despite the fetching revolutionary garb and goatee.

Fine young Sir, or should I say Lenin to Be, may I suggest you sign up for some $20 coaching from the chap over there, he will soon help you get your message in order. I don't understand your sign and if I can't and I am a Princess what chance will the 99% have?
Ps don't eat that pizza slice it's poisoned , didn't you read the sign over there. It is a plot by the 1% to kill us all off, well you off. Currently I am a fringe comedy blogger and untutored or coached so not worth killing off.

There was a basic First aid tent at the back of the park

I am not sure basic covers sinister mysterious pizza poisoning , perhaps I should offer my advanced mouth to mouth and Pranhic healing services here , I do want to be useful but last I checked even that can be ineffectual when it comes to Slow Death in a few months time by Pizza poisoning.

Help create a new economy - sign made after 5 hours with the coaching man

It had lots of different colors and deep messages but you needed an hour to read it and whose attention span is that long these days?

What was the takeaway here I wanted to know, the punchy sound bite that will change my world and radicalize me? This sign dragged on a bit but looked pretty.

This sign warned off poisoned pizza which took months to work.

Yikes all the OWS folk were going to die lonely deaths in a few months and no one will know why. You read it here first in this blog but please no one accuse me.

I looked around to see if I could grab some poisoned pizza from some at great risk handsome revolutionary and save his poor life but no one was eating any contaminated pizza. I guess they all read the sign too. Phew! One less thing to do tonight, life saving can be taxing, just as well.

Giant Rat lay on it's side with it's tongue hanging out.

Not sure what was the message was but that was just because I hadn't had any coaching yet to get myself up to date with all the Zuccotti Park nuances and messages.

Gandi Quote. She must have gone to the Coaching classes

Or maybe she got it from the library. If they can't turn you into a revolutionary here no one can.
It looks good for my next career ,all the tools are here. They will be calling Princess Trotsky in no time.

I asked the Coaching section guy where the Kissing Area was.

I am here to turn you into a visionary and great speaker! Once you master that everyone will want to kiss you, you will wow the lads with your articulate profound messages. $20 an hour, interested?

Do you also offer Coaching for pick up lines and witty repartee? I asked hopefully.

Sure, we do all that, just sign on the dotted line.

I paid for ten hours on the spot, it couldn't hurt. Whatever it takes.
So now I am committed to being coached. Watch this space for revolutionary gems and brilliant thinking ....

Do You have an Extra Extra Small low cut super tight size for me? I asked the orange Tshirt lady.

They are mostly large and medium but we provide scissors to cut them up and revolutionize them after you buy them. She was very understanding that a Large Tshirt was useless for me as I had no need for extra PJ's.

You can even shop for Hand Made Couture Occupy Wall Street Tshirts $15! A bargain.

She makes them as you wait.