Come back and see us soon Princess we love your blog said the Skelly spiked on the fence

Course I will, I just bought my ticket for tomorrow night, can't wait I lied, hastening down the path and tripping over Anabella's cast offs and newly murdered.

Oy, I am Anabella's father, she is a good lass as long as you stay on her good side, leave her alone, she is staying right here to look after her poor old dad and younger sisters

Oh dear, you are her dad, what happened to you, you are in chains and you look like you have been dead for a long time.

Well right enough, I too had a bit of a temper and I was a little too free with the knife like my eldest sadly the Sag Harbor Police threw me in their dungeon with nothing to eat and well the rest is history. I only chopped up eight men and they all deserved it but the last one on his last breath pulled out his cell phone and croaked to the coppers and they got me, son of a bitch.
But I used to look like Gregory Peck, want to see how handsome I was?

He pulled out his IPhone from his black manky old cloak and started skimming through all his photos.
Dad, I have to run as I still need to figure out my date for tonight but all I can say is you have hardly set a good example for your daughter, she will end up like you if you don't control her, be warned!


Oh Darling Anabella is an angel , leave her alone. She is a good girl, if you insist I will have a wee word with her but I really don't think it is necessary , 3 dead uns is hardly going to cause any problems, no one would miss these louts in any case. Har, har , har! He chortled loudly,clapping his hands with glee and pride at his eldest daughter's ghastly deeds.

Oh what a dreadful family I thought to myself, maybe mine are normal after all.
Now let's get out of here before I somehow get tangled up in all of this.

Ok moving along to the next room, things were getting a little too spicy in this haunted house with the skellys and newly murdered clamoring for a date, not to mention that lovely lass with the sharp knife fetish

I see you met our big sister Anabella, isn't she beautiful ? Chimed the two younger ghostie girls, we want to grow up and be all cool and sexy like her.

You do I asked, she must be wanted for murder, after all she has three fallen men she has done in without a qualm, that is considered socially unacceptable behavior in the modern civilized world. She will end up in jail if she keeps this up, I have a good manner to report to the manager of the Haunted House as Anabella is a danger to society. I am sorry to disappoint you young ladies but I would try aspiring to be like someone else, how about Princess Diana, she was very beautiful and did a lot of good in the world and was loved by all except her husband.

I am her Ex from last year, I already decomposed but I used to look like Brad Pitt I can show you a photo in my iPhone. All i did was mention she had put on a teensy weensy bit of weight and perhaps 4 slices of pizza for breakfast was not the healthiest breakfast and Wham, one swipe and you are out. Before I could say how's your uncle I was without torso.
That'll teach yer, she said, guess you won't be too eating too much more pizza yourself, ya slimy insulting rabbit headed weasel smartass. Those were her last words to me, Sob!

On a brighter note however, I am free for parties tonight and you can pop me in your handbag and we are good to go. Forget the other 3 losers , I just need to finish my shift here at the Haunted House, I am done at 9pm. My hair and make up
are done so I am all ready, Sweetums Princess Pie.

Thanks for the offer, I will consider it along with the others but those teeth look a tad sharp for the kissing part of the evening. Out of interest how do operate an iPhone when you have no fingers? I asked the poor Ex, Ex.

They have a fab Skelly Ap for us undead, you can type with your teeth, it is really easy look!
He started gnashing away, his grey lanky locks swaying in the wind. How he ever looked like Brad Pitt beats me.

I am her Ex, I am also Ex Body. She did not like the comment I made that her shift dress was a bit moldy looking and how about a pair of 7 Jeans instead?

Well one swipe and look at me. At least this is a good season for work, I have been unemployed for 11 months, no one wants a headless banker, not good for morale in the office space.

Kripes, that reminds me, who handles HR here as I have a lovely skull and Adorable Siamese Twins who would fit in perfectly here. Sorry she did you in, I guess you should learn to keep your big mouth shut and always tell your gal she looks stunning , I mean that is A of A,B, C of dating. Duh! Dopey , I mean she doesn't look like a lass you want to get on the wrong side off, anyone can see that.
Enjoy your run at the haunted house. I will ask around if anyone needs a headless banker. There must be someone. Mascot at Lehman, Corus?
Gees thanks said the banker.

SP, did I see you chatting up my boyfriend that looser wanker egghead sleazeball lying in the grass ?

I told him to behave last night and he tried to get in the knickers of all the female patrons and caused a total ruckus. We had to fire him for sexual harrassment. Well I am sorry when I tried to help him shave my knife slipped. Oh, oops. Silly me. If I was you, I would not chat one more second to him or you may find you may have a wee teensy weensy accidenty, nothing serious. But leave my guy alone, get it. Find your own guy.

It wasn't my fault he started it, I whined in self defense, but she just kept sharpening her knife.

Well, let's see the next room I said cheerfully and moving on.

At the Haunted House, my popularity was on an up

I may look dead but I just cut myself shaving. Can I be your date for tonight forget about Old Ghoulie, I am your man, said a perky young lad lying in the grass, and pretty fresh despite being stabbed in the stomach.
Aach this wound is nothing it looks worse than it is he reassured me. Let's go to the Halloween parties together. Tonight.
I wish I could get into this blood and spilled guts look, but it just makes me queasy.
Mister you have a job to do at the Haunted House and stop chatting up the patrons, you are supposed to be scary not sleazy.

Ok what next in the haunted house?

"Don't go near that Ghoul, even if he is a good kisser. I hear he is a player and will give you the runaround. You can do so much better. If you go to the parties with that Ghoul you will not meet anyone else. Dump him
Now before you get more involved. Don't say I didn't warn you."

Said the sweet Siamese baby half in the Halloween shop window.

"Shut it, Babyface. Old Ghoulie is the best the SP is going to get, she should jump at the chance, she even snogged him already. This could be her only chance for action. SP go for it and shag him tonight as tomorrow he will probably be back in his grave and I hear the cell phone connection is very ropy six feet under," said the Evil Fang Faced Red Eyed Baby Siamese Monster.

Wow, those two babies were at each other's throats , squabbling away. How does their poor mama handle the fighting? But there was only a skull and no mama to be seen.

Well I was torn what to do?
Yorrick, my man, what do you think ? Should I risk a night with the Undead , Old Ghoulie is very gallant and an excellent kisser, although his suit is a tad grimy, I asked the skull, his blue eyes seemed full of wisdom after all he had seen it all no doubt.

"Keep looking Princess. I hate to say it but that Ghoul is a bit of a player and he likes to turn in, get into his velvet coffin that is,with a different gal each night, but you never heard that from me. Tell Ghoulie Yorrick sends his best and I would love a part in the Sag Harbor Whaling Museum Haunted House show, I'll be an extra. The pay is terrific as they are all loaded out there , anything to get me out of this shop window and way from the Twins I can't take the squabbling a second more."
Ok Yorrick, I am on my way there I will put in a good word for you, you always need a good skull. How is your howling and evil chortling?
The twins got very het up when they heard Yorrick was off to pastures new. We want to come they demanded. We can howl the whole place down. We will stop fighting if you take us we promise, they piped in unison.

Sure I thought. Little Angels, not.

"Gie's a smooch, Missus. I love your Missoni wooly bunnet. You look so yummy today I could gobble you up in one mouthful. Grrr....."

How could I say no when he asked me so nicely.

Here I am smooching already and Halloween hasn't even started. The Angel got it all wrong and actually the ashen look was growing on me.

I told the ghoul, to help encourage him.
He oohed and aahed but he said he was sticking with his own look as it took him a while and I could take it or leave it.
"I 'll get back to you on that one."
One thing was clear I had at least one potential date, things were looking up.

Hey Princess you got a date for Halloween ? I am available and willing to escort the SP through her adventures said a dashing undead suitor

Well that is most gallant of you Sir, but escorting me means protecting me from the Reptilians , are you up for that?
PS. I am not going out with you looking like that, you had better get that suit to the dry cleaners pronto.
Plus you are awful ashen in your complexion. In the city we expect that but in Sag Harbor we hope to see a fresher faced look. There is a wonderful spa called Gurneys in Montauk, a few hours in the sauna , steam and Roman baths and you will be right as rain. I have a 10 pack book, one is yours for $22. A good investment I think.